Australia Demotivational Poster
TRAVEL AUSTRALIA -
AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!
AUSTRALIANS - Only they would name a swimming pool After a prime minister Who drowned at sea.
HONEY, TRUST ME -
OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
DEAR AUSTRALIA - then why do you have a picture of it happening. now are you going to tell us that cake is a lie too?
AUSTRALIA - A land such as this requires a unique type of person and a more unique sense of humour to call it HOME.
TRANSFORMERS - Megan Fox wasn't the only girl in the movie.
DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie
WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.
Meanwhile In Australia -
FEEL BETTER - There are always people who are stupider than you.
SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -
AUSSIE SLANG -
FORWARD THINKING -
AUSTRALIANA - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just jealous that they can't keep up"
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND -
JOSEPH FRITZEL - He isn't from Australia
AUSTRALIA DAY -
AUSTRALIAN CRAWL - Music makes us listen with our hearts, not our ears. Good thing for me becuse i couldn't understand a damn thing they said
SUCCESS - Is often measured in relation to your defeats.
WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA? - And this detered people from coming to Australia?
RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS - Let em bite you You become spiderman
AUSTRALIA DAY -
Hug An Aussie -
AUSTRALIANS - Even in the midst of a crisis we appreciate a good laugh
1936 - EASTER IN MELBOURNE - The egg hunt would have less cumbersome with pneumatic tires.
LOGIC - Australia's Strongest Weapon
LIKE CAVEMAN SAYS -
AUSTRALIA - we don't need their help, we protect everyone Americans don't like!
THE LOW-FIVE -
HOW TO GET RID OF... - An Australian at a party Tell them that you only have non-alcoholic beer
Norwegian Hamster -
JANUARY 26TH - Happy Australia Day to all our Motifaking friends down-under.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -
AUSTRIA - is where it happened, morons
MORON - You are one; that's Australia and Hawaii is a State, not a country.
STOP LOOKING STUPID - Oh, Holy Freakin' Jebus! It's called "Google". Learn It. It could prevent you from looking stupid.
THAT GUY - He's especially the continent of Australia. But that's really an upside down picture of the United States, you tards!
DOWN UNDER -
DON'T FEEL BAD -
JULIAN ASSANGE -
STEREOTYPES - Only offensive if they are untrue
VEGEMITE - â€œTry it! It tastes like chocolate...â€ - Australians on Vegemite - It's really not that bad people !!
SOUTH AMERICA, RETARDS! - That's Americans for you.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW THE FIGHT WENT - 'You Have Them' - 'No, You Have Them' 'Please Take Them' - 'But I insist that you have them'
NO - I'm pretty sure that's South America
UNITED KINGDOM - More of a shithole than America.
YOU TARD-WIPE - Sweden is make-believe, like Atlantis, Shangri La, and the North Pole!
SPEAKING DRUNK -
AUSSIE MARINES STORMING THE BEACH - a job well done mates, except for one small detail. You just invaded Kauai
KATH AND KIM - For once in my lifetime, Australia came up with a classic TV show on their own And America was indeed the one to butcher the remake To Bogans everywhere, I salute you
THE COL. SANDERS DERBY - Even the winners lose.
'AUSTRALIAN SOCCEROO-STERS' - Stop your crowing and blaming Pim Verbeek for your loss.., And wake up to the fact that you were beaten good & proper by a superior team...
JULIE BISHOP - "Oh so now we know who took all the money from the economy" -Claire Hooper
AUSTRALIAN FLOOD CRISIS -
WELL I'LL BE - It really is the United States upside down
AUSTRALMERICA - Well, if the shoe fits...
AUSTRIA - People need to learn not do confuse it with Australia